“Celebrity current news”
By: Harlan (Hucky) Austin
Lots of people want to be bodyguards to famous people. The truth is, Celebrity Details are probably the most coveted positions, but represent only one small sector of Executive Protection. Details can range from accompanying a CEO of a Fortune 500 company to a shareholders meeting, to acting as a bodyguard/personal assistant to a celebrity, to the reaches of the upper echelon and most dangerous work–protecting political dignitaries from terrorist attacks.
Sasops from Tactical Forums describes a detail representative of the kind of work other people won’t ordinarily do, and which is rarely noted in the job description:
“I got to work in a huge trash dump recently and realized that the location was not one that anyone ever advertised as a lure into the profession¦surrounded by mountains of filth, rotting corpses, pigs (eating the flesh off the corpses) and gun toting bandits.”
Makes fetching a mocha latte for a celebrity employer seem like a walk in the park, right? I have been fortunate in that the scope of my duties as a Bodyguard have never included flesh-eating pigs–rather, I have protected the famous, the beautiful, and the self-absorbed. Yup. You read that last bit right.
Most people who desire careers as Bodyguards/Executive Protection Specialists have glamorous fantasies about the work. Well, let me take the rose-colored Vuitton sunglasses from your star-sparkled eyes and get real with you for a minute about doing this type of work.
First, if you are a big fan of a particular celebrity–do NOT seek employment as his or her bodyguard. Chances are, shortly after you begin to work for them, you will no longer be a fan. I have worked with approximately 50 celebrities over the years, and I would truly enjoy working again with five of them.
Secondly, you must be willing to forego a personal life, since all your time and attention will be focused on taking care of your celebrity. And by “taking care” I don’t mean just wearing a dark suit and hanging out backstage, on the red carpet, at trendy watering holes, restaurants, and strip clubs. Your Body Guard duties will often require you to act more as a Personal Assistant.
“How personal” you ask? Let me give you some examples: If your celebrity’s girlfriend needs Tampons at 2:30 a.m.–you will be the one to run out and purchase them. Your celebrity and his/her friends drink too much? You will be the one cleaning up the puke. If they want to make-out (or more) in a semi-private yet still public place–you will be approximately 10 feet away, acting as though you hear and see nothing. One time, two stars I was working for decided to do something they never did–sneak off to a grocery store and buy food. Only one problem–they filled up a cart and neither one of them had any money on them. So at 2:00 a.m. yours truly was up and out of bed, talking with the manager, making arrangements to pay for the groceries. Neither one was accustomed to carrying money or credit cards, because those details are usually handled by other people. They also have people who maintain their cars, do their laundry, clean their homes, shop for gifts, and the like. You are one of their “people.”
In his book “FAME JUNKIES The Hidden Truth Behind America’s Favorite Addiction” Jake Halpern interviewed several Personal Assistants to celebrities. One of the notable themes in the chapter on this topic was the inherent need for staff to adjust to the ever-changing needs of a celebrity. Personal Assistant Annie Brentwell says the following:
“The mental discipline is incredibly important. For me, it’s an ever-present attentiveness to the fact that you are just doing the job. You’re not hanging out with your friend. The most important thing is to not express or even think about your own needs. If my employer has to think about me–even if they are not consciously doing so–it detracts from what they are doing. I don’t have time for something to be about me. And neither do they. It’s my job to take care of that person–to keep them feeling up–and that means being disciplined.”
The author shares further observations on Brentwell’s comments:
“Brentwell was constantly adjusting her psyche to become the perfect complement or counterbalance. She could play the humble servant, the trusted confidante, the cheerful admirer, or the supportive family member. And yet even when she emulated a friend or a family member, it wasn’t exactly a realistic scenario because on principle, she was refusing to talk about herself or even to recognize her own emotions. The result was a pseudo-friendship, in which one person did all the talking and feeling, while the other deftly maneuvered to stay out of the way.”
It is the same for Bodyguards. Your own personal life and needs are pretty much of no consequence, while the celebrity’s life and needs are everything.
The money you earn can be amazing. There’s no question about that. But when you assess the number of hours in the day that are not your own, and the time that you are away from loved ones–well, let’s just say it’s ideally a job for a single person without any romantic or family attachments. I worked for one celebrity who insisted that his entourage spend the holidays with him. He would purposefully schedule appearances or visits out of the country, so that we’d have to be away from our families. That was really hard.
Thirdly, bodyguard work requires the ability to spend hours upon hours doing nothing. Let me clarify: you ARE keeping an eye on your celebrity, alert to over-zealous fans, paparazzi and the like, but often my job would consist of sitting for 12 hours in a secured recording studio watching Prince or other musicians working out arrangements. It is not at all like listening to a finished song. It is tedious, mind-numbing and interesting for about 20 minutes. Imagine 10-12 hour long sessions like this–for days and days and days at a time.
The last big misconception as regards this career, is the idea of “celebrity by association.” It’s vitally important for anybody working with a celebrity to understand this: YOU ARE NOT A STAR. Granted, it’s exciting to tell your friends you’ve walked a red carpet, or you’re traveling to Europe, or you met Madonna. But the fact is, you are pretty much at the beck and call of somebody else, usually tethered to that person virtually every waking hour and nobody knows your name, or even cares to. In fact, the more anonymous and unobtrusive you are, the better.
I remember being in the company of an uber-famous singer. I kept noticing that “her people” never looked her in the eye. I found it odd–but over and over again, as her bodyguards or staff addressed her, they’d look at the floor. I asked my friend about it and he said, “yeah, nobody is allowed to look her in the eyes.” Well, I was a brash young pup. I pretended I didn’t know about her rule, and walked up to her and looked her right in the eyes and asked her how she was doing. She was livid. I still can’t believe I did that. I was just so put off and disappointed in her. (Remember what I said about “don’t work for someone you’re a fan of?” Case in point.) There is
a lot of abusive behavior that is tolerated by those who inhabit a celebrity’s orbit.
All that having been said, there were a lot of wonderful things about being a celebrity bodyguard. Being a part of the Purple Rain phenomenon, and being next to Prince as his star was rising was thrilling. People like Bette Midler, Whoopi Goldberg and Kim Bassinger were just so warm and normal and nice to be around. I made a lot of good friends who were also a part of the various details–other bodyguards, background musicians, roadies, designers, seamstresses, and crew members.
For me, it was not a life-long career choice. After 10 years in the business I made an interesting discovery: At a certain point celebrities ceased being special in my personal universe. It was fun and interesting and very lucrative while it lasted–but my wife and children needed me, and the price of living my life for a stranger whose name everybody knew was too high.
“security and bodyguards nyc”
AgentX
A professional Protective Service Agent does not protect celebrities. They are too extensively trained to waist their time playing babysitter to people who need a nanny not a executive protection specialist. The real work is protecting people who understand why you are there. The expertise and training one possesses as a professional are too valuable to be wasted on trash.
Ramona
I worked a whole month with some Saudis an entire high profile family over seas. It was not easy work unless you knew all the protocol and customs. You make it hard or easy. I did not enable my target nor would I be talked to in any way. Never got fired and soon to be hired by them again. It is not for everyone. You should be single like me. I have retired after 29 yrs in law enforcement. As the guy said before your job is the position yourself in a defensive way so thet your client is not attacked and to remove them immediately remove them from the danger to a sfe location.
Ramona
I worked a whole month with some Saudis an entire high profile family over seas. It was not easy work unless you knew all the protocol and customs. You make it hard or easy. I did not enable my target nor would I be talked to in any way. Never got fired and soon to be hired by them again. It is not for everyone. You should be single like me. I have retired after 29 yrs in law enforcement.
Mike B
Great article Huck. The excerpt from Sasops sounds like he was in Haiti. I’ve worked both ends of the spectrum. From the higher risk jobs such as in Haiti to the red carpet to the corporate boardroom. All three have their ups and downs and to be successful in all the environments you need to be versatile and have thick skin. Yes. It is somewhat demeaning to walk up to the counter with a box of tampax,to share your living space with chickens, spiders and pigs or have some executive bark to you to speed because he is late to his meeting. If you can trade your plate carrier in for a suit or vice versa and adapt to the threat level and environment, your options for getting work go up exponentially. Unfortunately too many people in the industry think PSD work and Executive or Celebrity Protection are synonymous with each other. Even though some of the Principals of Protection can apply to all three, they are different animals.
To T. I read your comment about ESI. Its not a Bodyguard Company. Its an Executive Protection School. They do not promise you a job after you graduate. They are very adament about disclosing that to you. I am a graduate of ESI and other EP Training schools and none of them promised me a job. Thats like going to Harvard and after you graduate they find you a job. It’s up to you the individual to market themselves through networking.
Paul Mc
Jim’s comment “your job is not to engage or arrest an attacker … to evacuate your principal from the danger zone” is the one element of the job that most wannabees don’t get.
I’ve had dozens upon dozens of people either approach me directly or via mail telling me how they’d make a great bodyguard because they’ve boxed or been doing martial arts for years … trying to get across to them that our job is more akin to “running away with our principal” (to use one applicants phrase) than it is about getting into fights with strangers and leaving our principal unguarded is a real eye-opener for some of them.
There is no shortage of thugs looking to “bathe in the reflected glory of a celebrity” to bolster their own ego or sense of self-worth … the real challenge for someone responsible for putting together teams and tasking details is to sort the wheat from the chaff.
Robert Smith
You know you hit on the head !! I work for Big Icon Movie Stars and some are very friendly to work for and others think they are gods gift to this earth !! So True !!
Dr.Andre Glenn,CMAS,EPS
This is so ture!!!!! I see it everyday. So sad.
watch your six, peace
Josh
I’m trying to get into the business myself. I have training in law enforcement basic police officer academy, training through Blackwater USA and I’ve taken many handgun courses as well as posess a CCW. When I was in the police academy I was involved in 3 shootouts while part of an auxiliary unit for the department. I can handle the pressure and I can handle emergency situations with calmness and accuracy!
Paulie
Great articles. There are many pros and cons to working with celebrities. The main thing is that their bussiness is being in the news and high profile. The hardest part to this job is protecting the clients reputation and of course their family secrets.
aaron
i want to be a bodyguard becuase i want to be a hard working man.
Jessie K
Huck,
Great article! the clip art is right on time…we all remember being in that front row wishing we could get backstage as a kid, whats it like, man the parties, the women….lol…then you enter “their world” and like you mentioned it is something you want from the outside looking in, uhhhh not so much when you are a servant to it. I love the work I have been able to be a part of,in agreeing with Sir Noma D, just be that “fly on the wall” and get everyone home safe no matter what the detail…..J
Sir NomaD
I like the break down of the buisness..I have been in the buisness for over 15 years military and private.. The celebrates don’t care about you or your name.. You better know how to smile on que and keep your comments to yourself.. stay nataural.. The only joy in the job is that you got everyone home safe…
T
I have talked to several “Bodyguard Companies” over the last few years. Most, such as ESI will take your money and put you on a list to Rot. If you have a few thousand dollars and, oh, 50 years to waste, go for it. I have been doing Armed Executive Protection for about 20 years now, and if only it were as easy as they make it out to be.
There may be a Legit school out there, but as of yet, I have’nt seen one.
peter
Thanks Huck for this interesting post
Jim DeVino
I have protected visiting foreign dignitaries, as well as U.S. government officials during my career as a federal agent. One thing that people who are seeking to join the executive prorection field should know, your job is not to engage or arrest an attacker, it is to evacuate your principal from the danger zone, and if you had advanced the site well enough ahead of time and have an advance team in place, the attack should never have occurred. Additionally, you should always be in communication with your vehicle drivers and know where your vehicles are at all times. If possible, make contacts with the local police to stage your motorcade (private sector, you may have two suburbans), and when you get the word your guy or gal is leaving, get on the comms and get your vehicles ready to fly.
BIG COCO
I too think its amazing the reasons i hear guys get into this business…they think its all red carpet,Beyonce,and poppin bottles in the club,until them bullets ring out and everyone is lookin at you to see what your going to do about it,you’d be surprised at some of the reactions…..I sometimes laugh but it really aint funny….get some training,and some courage first before you step into this world!!!!!
Elijah Shaw
Huck, that was an excellent article and 1000% true. The job is so much better looking on the outside, but a great careeer to get into nonetheless. With that said, if you don’t get in for the right reasons, or enter it with the wrong perceptions, your going to get a reality check and fast. You also mentioned “being a part of a phenomenon” and I do think that one of the greatest things you take away for the celebrity security industry is those type of experiences.
Diesel64
Very interesting article, my man. I don’t have experience in protecting celebrities, but I have protected captured ” HVTs”, or High Value Targets, while on active duty. Alot of the same experienes exist. The most common one is the tedium of “doing nothing” while taking in everything about a site. It’s hard to explain to anyone who has’nt stared at nothingness to find the out of the ordinary. Confusing? No doubt, but that is the reality of much of the industry. Once again, compliments on a well written observation of our business. Peace!